Okay so sex is great but have you ever had a piece of software you wrote compile cleanly and work correctly on your first try?

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hi cis friends! (if youre reading this while not being trans, thats you!!) the dk64 stream is over but you can still replicate the experience!!! heres how:

1. look at #TransCrowdFund here or on birdsite until you find someone with an active gofundme/ko-fi/paypal/etc. (this part should take about five seconds)
2. open the nearest window and stick your head out
3. shout TRANS RIGHTS into the void as you smash that donate button

its easy and it feels great to do!

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Marvel in 2018: "Avengers: Infinity War" is the most ambitions crossover in history
2019:

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reflections on the dk64 stream Show more

Happy New Year, fediverse.

Here's to a fantastic, queer, amazing 2019. :blobheart:

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Happy Holidays, Fediverse. Hope you all have a good time, wherever you are.

The last day at work before Christmas/New Years break feels JUST as weird as the last day at uni before Christmas/New Years break felt.

Well, happy birthday to me, I guess. Being an adult who lives alone definitely makes your own birthday feel a bit... sad? Underwhelming? Bland? Something like that.

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Protip:

When designing a user interface, imagine some old woman using it, say Margaret Hamilton, and she's clicking your app's buttons and saying to you, as old people do,

"Young whippersnapper, when I was your age, I sent 24 people to the ACTUAL MOON with my software in 4K of RAM and here I am clicking your button and it takes ten seconds to load a 50 megabyte video ad and then it crashes

I'm not even ANGRY with you, I'm just disappointed."

Always nice when you're deploying a new website and the instructions from the developers who made most of it are not only out of date, but flat out don't work for the version of Drupal the website is built on...

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job nonsense, management being dumbs Show more

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the reason you need to CW your nudes and porn isn't because someone might be at work. it's because someone might not want to see nudes or porn.

this message has been brought to you by the association of people in favor of content warnings that actually say what the content is.

Hey, everyone. Has anyone told you today you're great? Because you are.

And don't you let anyone tell you different.

Oh and also the whole "getting up at 7am" thing. That also sucks.

The worst part about going back to work after a week off is definitely the 50-60 emails I have to sort through, and trying to figure out if I need to do anything about any of them.

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