misgendering??? Show more
I was in a shop yesterday, and the cashier kept saying either "ma'am" or "man", but I had an earbud in so I couldn't quite make it out and this has been my everything ever since because this may be the first time I was correctly gendered by a stranger.
selfie, eye contact Show more
I mean. Why would I not want to maintain this level of P O W E R all day long.
lewd Show more
Side bonus, thanks to HRT, a full 10 days or so without getting off was a breeeeeeeeze. This girl ain't horny no more.
Heading home from Christmas with family (ugh) and New Year with cuddles and love from my very good friends. It's been a pretty wild emotional rollercoaster.
Hot damn am I looking forward to sleeping in my own bed again tho. Imma take up as much space as physically possible and it will be glorious.
And then the next morning, the girl that rejected him, found him on the sofa in their lounge, with her sister, just as her new editor shows up (she's a writer...who ghost writes tweets for celebrities?), And dude is immediately INCREDIBLY obnoxious and shitty, because she dared to speak with another man.
Then of course, the movie made that man a new love interest. Because of course.
I am losing my goddamn mind.
Oh my god this Christmas movie keeps getting worse.
Starts early with a man literally responding to two men saying "I'm just respecting her wishes" with a long speech about how that just means you need to prove they should be with you and they need to man up.
And then eventually turned into one of those men hooking up with the girl he was after, the other trying to kiss the girl he wanted, being rejected, and then immediately getting drunk with, and trying to kiss, her sister.
hrt shitpost Show more
Ay, I forgot to mention, got my 3 month blood results back.
🎉 It's a girl! 🎉
grs joke Show more
They did surgery on my grapes.
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